terminallyCapricious [TC] began trolling CarcinoGenesist [CG] at 8:40 p.m.
TC: HeY BeSt FrIeNd (o:
CG: WHAT DO YOU WANT
TC: NoThIn’ MoThErFuCkEr JuSt WaNtEd To TaLk...
CG: IM BUSY ASSFACE....
CG: DON’T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT...
CG: *SIGH* OKAY...OKAY...WHAT DO YOU WANT...WHAT DO YOU WANT ME TO DO...
CG: THE FUCK GAMZEE?
CG: DAMN IT...
CarcinoGenesist ceased trolling TerminallyCapricacious
Hey bro” Gamzee said in a silly playful voice as he opened Karkat’s hive entrance loudly. “Gamzee I don’t have time for you...” Karkat turned his head in disgust admittedly blushing just a little bit. Gamzee frowned and set down the faygos on the floor, moving his hands to Karkat’s shoulders
“Hey bro, you gotta make time for a motherfucking bro bondin’ time...
“You....you incompetent shitstain...I’m busy what part of that do you NOT get?”
Karkat napped at Gamzee causing him to back up a little. “I...” Gamzee stuttered as he dropped to his knees showing just how tall he really is considering he was now eye level with Karkat. Karkat turned surprised at how Gamzee took his usual insult, he allowed his blush to fade away a little.
“No don’t talk...I understand your too busy...” he sat back on his heels abruptly “can’t you make time for a motherfucker like me?...”
Karkat looked away “Gamzee it’s not that it’s just...”
Gamzee kept up the charade a little longer “I-I know I’m an awful friend but I—“
Karkat set his elbows onto his knees and hid face that was delicately cupped by his small hands “karbro...y-you okay?” Gamzee stopped mopping and concernly scooted towards Karkat “hey karbro...” he set a comforting hand on Karkat’s shoulder,
Karkat began to weep only making a small sniffing noise when he tried to breathe without allowing Gamzee notice....it was wayyy too late for that though...
“Karbro hey look at me...” Karkat only spun his chair away more, so Gamzee scooted closer. “Karkat...look at me...please?...” Karkat knew Gamzee had seen the red tears dripping from his hands and openly cried loud long sobs in response.
“Karbro hey what’s the matter?...” Gamzee pulled a weak hand from Karkat’s face and sandwiched it with his own causing Karkat to look up just a little
“there’s those red eyes...only...they’re different this time...why are they so full of sadness?...” Gamzee removed a hand to wipe a tear from Karkat’s warm face “Karkat....what’s wrong...come on tell me what’s wrong”
he gently pulled Karkat out of his chair and into his lap. He hugged him tight making Karkat blush even harder as well as cry harder
“g-Gamzee... everything...e-everything is wrong...all of it!...” Gamzee pet Karkat’s head gently “shhhh... hey it’s alright....don’t cry....jus calm down and tell me just what ‘everything’ is...”
Karkat sobs a little more calming down for Gamzee “its...it’s just everything....everyone hates me....terezi doesn’t love me anymore...she left me for Dave....and on top of that...I’m red for someone I know doesn’t feel the same for me...”
Gamzee kissed at Karkat’s head lightly rubbing his forearm attempting to calm him down a little more.
“Look karbro...I motherfuckin can’t control miracles and shit but...I can sure help with that red feelin who is it for? Vriska? Aradia?” Karkat twiddled his thumbs delicately blushing still especially now he was in Gamzee’s lap
“uhh...none of them...” he huffed out sharply as if he was telling Gamzee he was an idiot for not knowing by now, they’ve been extremely close since both their hatching days...and since whenever Gamzee was near Karkat he got the most topsy-turvy thoughts that sent his think pan into a flustered flip most of the other trolls understood just by his actions but Gamzee never figured it out at all “--...or maybe its eridan or feferi or maybe-“
IM RED FOR YOU....”
Karkat looked away blushing as hard as his face could take, Gamzee tilted his head down in submission
“I don’t understand...you constantly say you hate me and that I’m the biggest shit stain on the planet alternia...that I’m the worst best friend you could ever have wished for, that you deserve better- why are you telling me your red for me?! It doesn’t make sense!”
Karkat leaned away and sits in front of Gamzee shocked at the answer he knew he knew was coming, it hit a lot harder than he thought it would
“I...I’m sorry I didn’t mean it...I-I’m just so fucking stupid...” he chuckled ever so lightly before sobbing into his hands again harder than before.
“I knew this would be the outcome of this!!” Gamzee soon realized what he had done to poor Karkat he made him feel even worse. ”n-no Karbro...I...I didn’t mean it...honestly...I didn’t...I have a confession actually....”
Karkat looked up curiously “w-what?...”
he pulled Karkat into a hug and whispered lightly “I’m red for you too...I didn’t think you felt the same towards me...” Karkat hesitated but still hugged back when Gamzee gasped a little
“Gamzee what’s wrong?...” he pulled him away and found the lanky clown crying, tears staining his makeup lightly “I...just wish I had told you sooner...”
Karkat invited Gamzee in for another hug smiling through his tears “hey Gamzee....” he breathed between sobs “h-huh...” Karkat pulled him back away from his shoulder and held Gamzee tight “you’re my miracle...my mother fucking miracle...”
“I thought you didn’t believe in...*sniff* miracles?...”
Karkat pulled Gamzee into a deep kiss for a few minutes causing Gamzee and Karkat to stop sobbing to enjoy the calm atmosphere that overcame them
“I didn’t until today...”
Karkat kissed Gamzee again accidentally smearing his makeup “oh...I smeared your makeup...” Karkat blushed and wiped the purple makeup off his lips Gamzee wiped more of it off his own face and rubbed it onto Karkat’s cheek with his thumb
“That’s okay...I think you wear it way motherfuckin better than I do...” Gamzee hugged Karkat once more and laid back on the floor holding him close, not before long Gamzee heard a small whimper and steady breathing without looking down he smirked half asleep and kissed Karkat’s head gently
“and you said I was the motherfuckin miracle.....”